State Of The Union Could Coincide With 'Lost' Premiere

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BOSTON—"I'm not sure exactly what he does, but I think he said he works at this place where he makes these calls to people for these events," said Kyle Fisher, who added that, from what he can tell, his roommate works anywhere from 10 to 60 hours a week.
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State Of The Union Could Coincide With 'Lost' Premiere

Fans of the show Lost were up in arms when it was announced that President Obama's State of the Union address might preempt the show's season premiere. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully, the speech will be just as suspenseful and tantalizingly inconclusive."

    Chance Stefanovich
    Bar Manager
  • "I don't give a shit. I stopped watching Lost after the second season and quit paying attention to the State of the Union address during Reagan's second term."

    Pauline Shallcross
    Greeter
  • "That's cool with me. I'll still invite everyone over, but instead of drinking each time Des says 'brotha' or the smoke monster appears, we'll drink each time Obama says 'responsibility' or they cut to Lieberman."

    Chuck Trice
    Systems Analyst
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