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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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State Quarter Program Ending

The nearly 10-year-old State Quarter program will draw to a close this year. What do you think?
  • "Oh, come on! I just came up with a hilarious design for Maine."

    Baly Carlisle Systems Analyst
  • "I don't have time to dick around with this question. I'm short a Kentucky and the clock is ticking."

    Justin Kirsch Translator
  • "And it seems like just yesterday that I also didn't give a shit how I paid the parking meter."

    Chris Davenprort Gardener

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