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State Quarter Program Ending

The nearly 10-year-old State Quarter program will draw to a close this year. What do you think?
  • "Oh, come on! I just came up with a hilarious design for Maine."

    Baly Carlisle Systems Analyst
  • "I don't have time to dick around with this question. I'm short a Kentucky and the clock is ticking."

    Justin Kirsch Translator
  • "And it seems like just yesterday that I also didn't give a shit how I paid the parking meter."

    Chris Davenprort Gardener


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