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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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States Eyeing Texting-While-Walking Legislation

Following the first increase in pedestrian fatalities in four years, some states are considering banning the use of electronic devices like cell phones and MP3 players in crosswalks. What do you think?

  • "Now that you mention it, I have noticed I'm running over more people than usual."

    Lucinda Green Systems Analyst
  • "Those little screens are dangerous. That’s why I use a legal pad and fountain pen when I need to compose a message on the go."

    Kevin Barr Signal Inspector
  • "But running over a stupid pedestrian was how I met my wife! She's paralyzed now!"

    Alberto Rodriguez Ophthalmologist
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