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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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States Eyeing Texting-While-Walking Legislation

Following the first increase in pedestrian fatalities in four years, some states are considering banning the use of electronic devices like cell phones and MP3 players in crosswalks. What do you think?

  • "Now that you mention it, I have noticed I'm running over more people than usual."

    Lucinda Green Systems Analyst
  • "Those little screens are dangerous. That’s why I use a legal pad and fountain pen when I need to compose a message on the go."

    Kevin Barr Signal Inspector
  • "But running over a stupid pedestrian was how I met my wife! She's paralyzed now!"

    Alberto Rodriguez Ophthalmologist

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