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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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States Slashing Arts Budgets

Facing fiscal crisis, a number of states—including Texas, Wisconsin, and Kansas—are cutting their arts budgets or eliminating them altogether. What do you think?

  • "Suits me fine. Kansas's state seal has become a little edgy for my taste."

    Katy Raimondi Systems Analyst
  • "I guess Wisconsin state senator Scott Fitzgerald will have to take those Nagels down from his office."

    Martin Smith Safety Manager
  • "Good. Art sucks."

    Eric Heller Table Hand

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