‘Stay The Course’ No More

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  • Man’s Body Running Out Of Ideas To Convince Him He Full

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‘Stay The Course’ No More

According to reports, the Bush Administration will no longer use the phrase ‘stay the course’ when talking about the war in Iraq. What do you think?
  • “The new ‘Hang in there, baby!’ army poster picturing a cat in fatigues is a delightful replacement.”

    Lee Stevens
    Saddle Repairman
  • “Maybe they’ll continue to phase out every sound bite until they stop talking about it at all.”

    Darrin Fields
    Nurse's Aide
  • “Can I still say it?”

    Roberta Kingsley