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Terrifying Uniformed Bachelorette Party Storms Local Bar

TACOMA, WA—Bursting into the establishment seemingly out of nowhere and overtaking it within a matter of moments, a terrifying uniformed bachelorette party stormed local pub Casey’s Saloon Friday night, onlookers reported.

Stealth Bomber Being Retired

The revolutionary $45 million nearly radar-invisible F-117A Nighthawk, better known as the Stealth Bomber, is being phased out of existence by the military by 2007. What do you think?
  • "I, for one, think the Conspicuous Bomber is a terrible idea for a replacement."

    Sara Hamilton
    Taxidermist
  • "Retiring at the age of 20? Damn, I wish I were an aeronautical killing machine."

    Antonio Giancarlo
    Website Designer
  • "So this is the thanks it gets after all these years of razing villages for the Pentagon?"

    Tom Dickie
    Oral Surgeon
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