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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Stephen Hawking: Artificial Intelligence Could Spell End For Mankind

In a column inspired by the sci-fi film Transcendence, physicist Stephen Hawking wrote that it would be a huge mistake to dismiss the threat of artificial intelligence, cautioning that the rise of A.I. could be the “biggest event in human history” and possibly the last. What do you think?

  • “Oh, so suddenly Stephen Hawking is some big expert.”

    Colton Brewer Shipping Manager
  • “Fifty bucks says global warming kills us first.”

    Gail Wilczek Unemployed
  • “So did he think Transcendence was good, or what?”

    Aiden Russell Sandwich Artist

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