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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Steven Soderbergh Making ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Show

Mosaic, an upcoming project between HBO and Steven Soderbergh, will reportedly involve an interactive app that lets viewers choose their own path through the show’s story. What do you think?

  • “I’ve always wished that watching TV was more difficult.”

    Claire Brandau Vinyl Siding Installer
  • “No thanks. I have enough on my plate already without having to be responsible for creating a satisfying narrative resolution.”

    Curtis Goodall Unlicensed Distiller
  • “Ugh, you can just tell this is going to be a huge pain in the ass to pirate.”

    Gus Hauer Animal Stuffer

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