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Comfort

  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

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Stock Market Posts Record Point Loss

After the defeat of the bailout bill, the Dow Jones plunged a record 777 points. What do you think?
  • "Maybe now people will finally realize that there is, in fact, nothing more important in life than money."

    Sean Morrison
    Deli Operator
  • "Uh, hello? J. Lo unveiled her new perfume on Monday too? Hello? Anybody?"

    Jenny Shields
    Designer
  • "Congress really let the American people down, or really stood up for them. Honest to god, I got no fuckin' clue anymore."

    Ken Beatty
    Art Teacher
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