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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Stone To Direct Bush Biopic

Oliver Stone, director of Platoon, JFK, and The Doors, has chosen President George W. Bush as the subject of his next film. What do you think?
  • "I'm going to stay after the credits to find out his legacy."

    Kay Hanley Systems Analyst
  • "Unless there's a graphic Turkish prison scene involving Bush, I don't want to see it."

    Steve Leigh Adjustment Clerk
  • "Who do they want for the lead? I hear Fred Thompson's got some free time now."

    Mike Carroll Apartment Manager

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