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Stone To Direct Bush Biopic

Oliver Stone, director of Platoon, JFK, and The Doors, has chosen President George W. Bush as the subject of his next film. What do you think?
  • "I'm going to stay after the credits to find out his legacy."

    Kay Hanley Systems Analyst
  • "Unless there's a graphic Turkish prison scene involving Bush, I don't want to see it."

    Steve Leigh Adjustment Clerk
  • "Who do they want for the lead? I hear Fred Thompson's got some free time now."

    Mike Carroll Apartment Manager

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