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Stonehenge Seeking General Manager

The British agency that maintains Stonehenge, the ring of large stones believed to have been erected between 4,000 and 5,000 years ago, has begun soliciting applications for a new general manager of the monument, a position that will pay $99,000 a year. What do you think?

  • “Do they drug test?”

    Jeb Leeds Cake Former
  • “I’m already thinking of ideas for how to rearrange it. Ooh, how about like a big stack?”

    Peggy Faloona Systems Analyst
  • “All right, I’ll do it.”

    Andrew Marvin Exhaust Tender

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