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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Stooges Snubbed Again

For the 6th time, punk legends The Stooges have been rejected for induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. What do you think?
  • "What's the rush? I think there is plenty of evidence by now proving that Iggy Pop is incapable of dying."

    Ryan Vodak Salmon Farmer
  • "This type of glaring oversight is really going to hurt when voting for the Hall of Fame Hall of Fame comes around."

    Cynthia Foster Systems Analyst
  • "If that's the case, I'll never listen to those losers again. Thank God we have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to tell us what music is good."

    Kelly Wiener Optometrist's Assistant

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