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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Store-Bought Honey May Be Dangerous

More than three quarters of the honey on American store shelves may have been smuggled in from China and could be tainted with heavy metals and antibiotics, according to a Food Safety News investigation. What do you think?

  • "That's why I only eat honey I've harvested myself, and that's also why I've never eaten any honey."

    Heather Farquhar Assistant Buyer
  • "What about Fluff? Please say there's no tainted Fluff on my American grocery shelves."

    Pat Cunnington Systems Analyst
  • "This is bad and all, but I'd sure like to meet a Chinese honey smuggler."

    Lance Jamrozy Monument Setter

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