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Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Straight Men, Gay Women Have Similar Brains

Swedish researchers have found that the brains of straight men and lesbians display many of the same characteristics. What do you think?
  • "Great—I'm going to start asking my straight male friends to cat-sit."

    Kevin O'Malley Systems Analyst
  • "Though one group's inclination to fetishize the other is highly disproportionate."

    Chelsea Carter Home Theater Installer
  • "So which group is defective?"

    Sam Glaumann Beer Vendor

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