"As a McCain supporter, I refuse to acknowledge that as a metaphor."Sara Kedzy Systems Analyst
"Wait, the Straight Talk Express is not a train? I imagined it looked like Thomas, the Tank Engine, except much angrier."Jamie Leteicq Cabinet Maker
"Oh, he must have been letting Lieberman drive again."Bart Zamost Porter
John McCain's campaign bus collided with a van on Wednesday. What do you think?