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Straight Talk Express Hits Van

John McCain's campaign bus collided with a van on Wednesday. What do you think?
  • "As a McCain supporter, I refuse to acknowledge that as a metaphor."

    Sara Kedzy
    Systems Analyst
  • "Wait, the Straight Talk Express is not a train? I imagined it looked like Thomas, the Tank Engine, except much angrier."

    Jamie Leteicq
    Cabinet Maker
  • "Oh, he must have been letting Lieberman drive again."

    Bart Zamost
    Porter
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