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Stress In Pregnancy Influences Asthma

A recent study shows that if a pregnant woman is exposed to high levels of stress, her child is more likely to develop asthma or allergies later in life. What do you think?
  • "Stress this, stress that. When will these researchers understand that my mother just didn't love me enough?"

    Wendy Heller Personal Trainer
  • "Oh, okay! I just won't get stressed out, then."

    Carly Emerson Systems Analyst
  • "Yet another excuse these bloated women will use to get out of doing actual work. Female employees are the absolute worst."

    Paul Baker Manager

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