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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Stress Up Since 1983

According to a Carnegie Mellon University study, stress levels in the United States increased 18 percent for women and 24 percent for men between 1983 and 2009. What do you think?

  • "That sounds about right. I feel about 6 percent less additional stress than my husband."

    Shoshanna Wright Systems Analyst
  • "Finally, scientific proof that things were better when I was a kid. Now to tell my children of the paradise lost that was the ’80s."

    David Lillian Track Superintendent
  • "Every year since I lost my piano tie, my life has been a living hell."

    Sean Pitofsky Veneer Dryer
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