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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Stronger LASIK Warnings Urged

An FDA panel urged medical providers to offer more accurate warnings about the risks of refractive laser eye surgery. What do you think?
  • "These warnings are crucial. If they'd told me what I really looked like, I never would have gotten the surgery."

    Dana Morrell Data Entry Specialist
  • "The only name I'd trust in the way of clear and corrected vision is Ben Stein."

    Mark Madden Carpeting Installer
  • "If Americans have been refusing to heed Foreigner's 'Double Vision' warning for the past 30 years, what chance does the FDA have of enforcing informed consent?"

    Neil Cebulash Systems Analyst
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