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Students Warned About Mexico Travel

Due to escalating drug violence, the State Department is urging caution for college students traveling to Mexico for spring break. What do you think?
  • “Don't they have that ‘New Mexico’ now? Maybe all the kids could go there.”

    August Szymkowicz
    Aircraft Sheetmetal Mechanic
  • “But the border town of El Stabo has such cheap tequila shots.”

    Carla Ueltzen
  • "They should make sure to post those warnings on areas of the State Department website that students click on the most."

    Scott Banks
    Pipeline Maintenance Worker
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