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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Study: 20% Of High School Seniors Smoke Hookahs

A study in the journal Pediatrics found that one in five high school seniors smoked a hookah in the previous year and that white males from higher-income families were most likely to have used the water pipe. What do you think?

  • "Wow, white males from higher-income families are capable of making anything less exotic."

    Grace Vargo Systems Analyst
  • "Who can blame them, with all those bad boy Hollywood role models like Sydney Greenstreet and Gazanfer Özcan?"

    Kyle Sprouse Pet Inoculator
  • "High school seniors just keep getting cooler and cooler, don’t they?"

    Jennifer Korn Regional Shoplifter

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