Study: 20% Of High School Seniors Smoke Hookahs

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Study: 20% Of High School Seniors Smoke Hookahs

A study in the journal Pediatrics found that one in five high school seniors smoked a hookah in the previous year and that white males from higher-income families were most likely to have used the water pipe. What do you think?

  • "Wow, white males from higher-income families are capable of making anything less exotic."

    Grace Vargo
    Systems Analyst
  • "Who can blame them, with all those bad boy Hollywood role models like Sydney Greenstreet and Gazanfer Özcan?"

    Kyle Sprouse
    Pet Inoculator
  • "High school seniors just keep getting cooler and cooler, don’t they?"

    Jennifer Korn
    Regional Shoplifter
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