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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Study: 80 Percent Of Super Bowl Ads Don't Boost Sales

A new study by advertising research firm Communicus found that 4 in 5 commercials that air during the Super Bowl don't increase sales of the product, an outcome researchers attribute in part to advertisers focusing more on telling a story than promoting a brand. What do you think?

  • “Thank goodness all other television ads are still super effective.”

    Jodie Campbell SAT Proctor
  • "I know, it's like what is this guy driving a Mercedes with Kate Upton trying to even say?"

    Richard Schlegel Hot Press Operator
  • “Since when did commercials become all about selling things?”

    Alex Candelaria Claims Adjuster

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