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Study: Acupuncture Works

A recent German study demonstrated that acupuncture, even fake acupuncture, worked better than conventional care to relieve chronic back pain. What do you think?
  • "Whenever I stick needles in myself, I feel better. Of course, they are full of drugs."

    Sasha Makepeace
    Systems Analyst
  • "Conventional care being the eight minutes of therapy after waiting four hours in a hard plastic chair? Yeah, how did that fail?"

    Doug May
    Barber
  • "Isn't all acupuncture 'fake acupuncture?'"

    Brad Cohn
    Guitar Maker
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