Study: Americans Eat Half Their Meals Alone

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Study: Americans Eat Half Their Meals Alone

According to a new market research report, 57 percent of all American meals are eaten alone, due in part to more people living in single-person households and to there being less stigma associated with eating alone. What do you think?

  • “There’s still plenty of stigma attached to eating alone when you do it the way I do.”

    Lindsay Schamus
    Coinstar Emptier
  • “When we’re at Wendy’s, are any of us truly alone?”

    Philip Doran
    Unemployed
  • “Glad to know I’m ahead of the curve on something.”

    Geoff Stier
    Poster Printer
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