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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Study: Americans Eat Half Their Meals Alone

According to a new market research report, 57 percent of all American meals are eaten alone, due in part to more people living in single-person households and to there being less stigma associated with eating alone. What do you think?

  • “There’s still plenty of stigma attached to eating alone when you do it the way I do.”

    Lindsay Schamus Coinstar Emptier
  • “When we’re at Wendy’s, are any of us truly alone?”

    Philip Doran Unemployed
  • “Glad to know I’m ahead of the curve on something.”

    Geoff Stier Poster Printer

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