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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Study: Bees Capable Of Complex Learning

New research has provided astounding insight on the intelligence of bees, who can quickly learn to imitate and then improve upon tricks taught to them by scientists. What do you think?

  • “Insects are the last kind of wildlife we want realizing their own potential.”

    Lou Mazzella Photo Cropper
  • “How else do you think they became the mascot for the Savannah College of Art and Design?”

    Edward Rockmore Staircase Installer
  • “Maybe they can assist scientists in solving the crisis of the disappearing bee population.”

    Catherine Crandall Jingle Singer

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