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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Study: Best, Most Important Memories Made Before Age 25

A recent study on retirees found that most people make their most important or life-changing memories before age 25, with subjects listing life transitions such as marriage and having children as their most important moments in life. What do you think?

  • “Now I don’t feel so bad for doing jack shit after age 25.”

    Cory Deakin Snow Plower
  • “I’m purposely holding off loving people so I have something to look forward to.”

    Mikaela Lewis Barback
  • “Heather…”

    Jarrod Ellis Systems Analyst

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