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Study: Bullies Derive Health Benefits From Behavior

According to a new study, adolescents who bullied others showed lower levels of inflammation, leaving them at lower risk of heart disease and other chronic conditions, while their victims showed much higher inflammation levels. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but if I stood up for myself then I’d be dead already.”

    Doug Corman
    Internet Security Expert
  • “The trick is to bully someone just enough that you reap the health benefits but not so much that they come to school and kill you.”

    Beth Granger
    Duplex Realtor
  • “At least I took all those punches for someone.”

    Mike Haffeman
    Genealogist

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