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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Study Casts Doubts On Health Benefits Of Pets

New research suggests pets might not actually confer health benefits on their owners, and that people who can afford pets are simply more likely to be healthy in the first place. What do you think?

  • “My dog and I need to have a serious talk about the third-variable fallacy.”

    Karin Powell Supplement Approver
  • “This is making me wish I hadn’t blown all of my healthcare money on cockatiels.”

    Nate Hummel Reverse Engineer
  • “Fine, fine, I’ll kill all my pets.”

    John Albindia Corn Maze Guide

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