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Study: Childless Couples Have Happier Marriages

According to research from a British university, childless couples are happier with their relationships and feel more valued by their partners than couples that have children, with the results holding true for both heterosexual and homosexual couples. What do you think?

  • “My parents did always tell me I was the source of their unhappiness.”

    Phyllis Ireland Wax Pourer
  • “So that’s why barren women always look so happy.”

    Denny Duchesne Locksmith
  • “What are you saying, Sheila? Are you saying you want a divorce?”

    Brian O’Hara Railroad Track Inspector

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