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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Study: Children’s Drawings Predict Intelligence Later In Life

A new study has found that young children who draw pictures of people accurately, judged by whether the drawing includes the correct number of limbs and facial features, are more likely to have higher IQs as adolescents. What do you think?

  • “I think it’s a little judgmental to assume that there is a ‘correct’ number of limbs.”

    Jay Hamilton Teleprompter Operator
  • “That’s why I make sure to always attach some of my childhood drawings to my resume.”

    Rich Avery Unemployed
  • “Got it. I’ll kill my child’s imagination right away.”

    Ellen Bennet IV Drip Bag Assembler
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