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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Study: Climate Shaped Human Noses

New research has confirmed that different human nose shapes evolved based on climate, with wider nostrils benefiting those in hot, humid areas and narrower nostrils evolving to adapt to cold surroundings. What do you think?

  • “I can’t wait to see what global warming does to my face!”

    Todd Hillebrandt Flag Waver
  • “We’re still totally in the dark when it comes to ear size though, right?”

    William Rosenblum Retired Hobbyist
  • “This shape can be attributed solely to Dr. Liebowitz.”

    Joy Binder Horse Photographer

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