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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Study: Climate Shaped Human Noses

New research has confirmed that different human nose shapes evolved based on climate, with wider nostrils benefiting those in hot, humid areas and narrower nostrils evolving to adapt to cold surroundings. What do you think?

  • “I can’t wait to see what global warming does to my face!”

    Todd Hillebrandt Flag Waver
  • “We’re still totally in the dark when it comes to ear size though, right?”

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  • “This shape can be attributed solely to Dr. Liebowitz.”

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