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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Study Counters Autism-Vaccination Link

A new study found no evidence to support the long-speculated causality between infant vaccination and autism. What do you think?
  • "I am unmoved by these findings. The amount of scientific evidence I've made up in my mind is too significant to refute."

    Penelope Budisch Concierge
  • "After my baby didn't babble or gesture after 12 months, I hoped the cause was autism. I've since learned he's dead."

    Joe Luttig Window Washer
  • "That narrows it down to being the parents' fault."

    Carl Black Systems Analyst
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