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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Study Counters Autism-Vaccination Link

A new study found no evidence to support the long-speculated causality between infant vaccination and autism. What do you think?
  • "I am unmoved by these findings. The amount of scientific evidence I've made up in my mind is too significant to refute."

    Penelope Budisch Concierge
  • "After my baby didn't babble or gesture after 12 months, I hoped the cause was autism. I've since learned he's dead."

    Joe Luttig Window Washer
  • "That narrows it down to being the parents' fault."

    Carl Black Systems Analyst
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