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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Study: Dads Who Do Dishes Have More Ambitious Daughters

According to a new study, the daughters of men who regularly wash the dishes are more likely to aim for prestigious professions in a wider range of fields than the daughters of parents who don’t share domestic chores equitably. What do you think?

  • “That would explain my daughter’s uncontrollable thirst for power.”

    Matt Thune Dishwasher
  • “Meanwhile, our nation’s sons still have no options at all.”

    Rebecca Ben-Victor Office Manager
  • “What’s the precise division of domestic duties my wife and I need to embrace to make sure my daughter becomes an actuary?”

    Henry Stifel Systems Analyst

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