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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Study: Dolphins Call Each Other By Name

According to a new study, dolphins call and respond to one another using distinctive, personalized whistles, suggesting the marine mammals use and recognize individual names for each member of their social group. What do you think?

  • “Can’t dolphins just let us have this one thing?”

    Colleen Stoltz Unemployed
  • “When they can’t remember some dolphin’s name, is there a whistle so they can call him Chief?”

    Steven Jolly Adjustment Clerk
  • “Gary Larson was right!”

    Drew Goline Golf Club Weigher

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