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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Study: Double Dating Ignites Passion In Relationships

According to recent research, going on double dates increases romance between couples because sharing intimate thoughts and feelings with other pairs helps reignite the passion of early dating and brings people closer together. What do you think?

  • “It’s true. Nothing’s hotter than trying to divvy up a restaurant bill.”

    Deirdre Corcoran Payroll Processor
  • “Yes, my penis was rock hard the entire time my wife and I were out with Tom and Linda last week.”

    Johnny Kalder Dock Worker
  • “I’ve tried that! I’ve tried everything! The spark is just gone! Oh, God! Janet, what happened to us?”

    Mark Readman Hardwood Installer

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