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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Study: Earth In Middle Of ‘Sixth Extinction’

According to a new study published in the journal Science, earth is in the middle of its sixth mass extinction of biological life, which is being caused by human beings destroying habitats, disrupting climates, and killing wildlife. What do you think?

  • “Typical scientists, blaming everybody but themselves.”

    Patrick Weston Mortgage Rate Adjuster
  • “Don’t look at me. I compost.”

    Jennifer Houseman Typeface Setter
  • “We can stop this. Just tell me where to text.”

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