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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Study: Earth In Middle Of ‘Sixth Extinction’

According to a new study published in the journal Science, earth is in the middle of its sixth mass extinction of biological life, which is being caused by human beings destroying habitats, disrupting climates, and killing wildlife. What do you think?

  • “Typical scientists, blaming everybody but themselves.”

    Patrick Weston Mortgage Rate Adjuster
  • “Don’t look at me. I compost.”

    Jennifer Houseman Typeface Setter
  • “We can stop this. Just tell me where to text.”

    Scott Richeson Bucket Stacker

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