Study Finds Children Of Same-Sex Parents Happier And Healthier

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Study Finds Children Of Same-Sex Parents Happier And Healthier

Contradicting assertions that children with same-sex parents would be hindered by not being raised by both a male and a female, a study from the University of Melbourne found that such children actually scored higher than children with opposite-sex parents in measures of general health and family cohesion. What do you think?

  • “Nothing brings a family closer than having to constantly defend its existence.”

    Olivia Manzo
    Tambourine Restorer
  • “But these children still face the major stigma of being the only students at their school who come from a happy household.”

    Harry Wolford
    Unemployed
  • “This should shut my brother-in-law up once and for all.”

    Dan Pemberton
    Escape Artist
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