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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Study Finds Dogs Can Experience Jealousy

A new study has found that dogs are capable of experiencing feelings of jealously similar to those of humans. What do you think?

  • “But what do dogs have to be jealous about? They’ve got it all.”

    Barry Knish Unemployed
  • “What a gift this could be for families looking to abuse their pets in subtle, emotionally manipulative ways.”

    Marjorie Hamblin Wedding Cake Designer
  • “I’m not sure I want a pet I can relate to quite that much.”

    Greg Siegel Deck Fixer
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