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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Study Finds Dogs Can Experience Jealousy

A new study has found that dogs are capable of experiencing feelings of jealously similar to those of humans. What do you think?

  • “But what do dogs have to be jealous about? They’ve got it all.”

    Barry Knish Unemployed
  • “What a gift this could be for families looking to abuse their pets in subtle, emotionally manipulative ways.”

    Marjorie Hamblin Wedding Cake Designer
  • “I’m not sure I want a pet I can relate to quite that much.”

    Greg Siegel Deck Fixer
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