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San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

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PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Notable Female Writers Throughout History

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Study Finds Dogs Can Experience Jealousy

A new study has found that dogs are capable of experiencing feelings of jealously similar to those of humans. What do you think?

  • “But what do dogs have to be jealous about? They’ve got it all.”

    Barry Knish Unemployed
  • “What a gift this could be for families looking to abuse their pets in subtle, emotionally manipulative ways.”

    Marjorie Hamblin Wedding Cake Designer
  • “I’m not sure I want a pet I can relate to quite that much.”

    Greg Siegel Deck Fixer

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