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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Study Finds There Are Only 4 Human Emotions

Contrary to previous findings indicating that there are six “classic” human emotions, research published in the journal Current Biology found that when asked to analyze computer-generated facial animations, subjects only distinguished between four “basic” emotions. What do you think?

  • “That seems way more manageable.”

    Doug Moseley Event Booker
  • “Are they sure? But what if someone is super deep, like my roommate?”

    Kate Peckarovski Art Educator
  • “I knew Meryl Streep wasn’t that good.”

    Rick Forrest Data Acquisition Specialist
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