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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Study: Firstborn Children Have More Ambition

A new study from the University of Essex has found that firstborn children are on average more ambitious and accomplished than their younger siblings, while firstborn girls are 13 percent more likely to pursue higher education than firstborn sons. What do you think?

  • “I like to think that I have equally low expectations of all my children.”

    Jonathan Rhodes Executive Producer
  • “I knew there had to be a scientific reason my sister has a job and I don’t.”

    Michael Atwater Unemployed
  • “As a second-born girl, I’d just like to say wooooo! Spring break!”

    Jennifer Gillen Marketing Liaison

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