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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Study: Girls Internalize Gender Stereotypes By Age 6

A study of 400 students found that as early as age 6, girls begin to develop the perception that boys are smarter and more skilled than girls. What do you think?

  • “Would marketing a line of pink calculators help?”

    Rodney Dolan Molasses Bottler
  • “Well, I was already internalizing gender stereotypes at age 4.”

    Liam Jeffers Raccoon Trapper
  • “I regret helping my son with his diorama if it made anyone feel inadequate.”

    Lauren Host Lace Hemmer

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