adBlockCheck

Recent News

Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
End Of Section
  • More News

Study: Girls Internalize Gender Stereotypes By Age 6

A study of 400 students found that as early as age 6, girls begin to develop the perception that boys are smarter and more skilled than girls. What do you think?

  • “Would marketing a line of pink calculators help?”

    Rodney Dolan Molasses Bottler
  • “Well, I was already internalizing gender stereotypes at age 4.”

    Liam Jeffers Raccoon Trapper
  • “I regret helping my son with his diorama if it made anyone feel inadequate.”

    Lauren Host Lace Hemmer

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close