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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Study: Gut Instincts Help Predict Marital Happiness

A study published in the journal Science found that the “gut” feelings newlyweds have for each other right after getting married are good predictors of future happiness, with couples experiencing underlying doubts about their partners less likely to stay together than those with positive subconscious feelings at the time. What do you think?

  • “Great, now I know how to interpret that sinking, this-is-the-worst-mistake-of-my-life feeling I had right after I got married.”

    Taryn West Paralegal
  • “Are brains good for anything anymore?”

    Michelle Cramer Stable Attendant
  • “For something as big as marriage, it’s best to let your wife make the decision.”

    Matthew Schiller Wood Grinder
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