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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Study: Healthy Foods Most Likely To Be Thrown Out

Researchers found that Americans throw out a disproportionate amount of healthy foods, with fruits and vegetables the most likely to be wasted. What do you think?

  • “In my defense, those radishes were terrible.”

    Joanna Birkenstock Glass Stainer
  • “Don’t guilt me into buying more healthy foods if you’re going to guilt me again when I never eat them.”

    Scott Salisbury Medium Haul Trucker
  • “It’s not my fault fruits and vegetables are the most satisfying foods to chuck across a room into an open garbage can.”

    Andrew Kiefer Bargain Hunter

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