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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Study: Healthy Foods Most Likely To Be Thrown Out

Researchers found that Americans throw out a disproportionate amount of healthy foods, with fruits and vegetables the most likely to be wasted. What do you think?

  • “In my defense, those radishes were terrible.”

    Joanna Birkenstock Glass Stainer
  • “Don’t guilt me into buying more healthy foods if you’re going to guilt me again when I never eat them.”

    Scott Salisbury Medium Haul Trucker
  • “It’s not my fault fruits and vegetables are the most satisfying foods to chuck across a room into an open garbage can.”

    Andrew Kiefer Bargain Hunter

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