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Study: Hot Water Not Better For Washing Hands

Researchers studying the effects of water temperature on hand-washing have found that hot water is no better at killing bacteria than cold water. What do you think?

  • “That’s nice, but I already have an opposing belief that hot water does work better.”

    Ashley Marks Horse Euthanizer
  • “Who am I going to trust, scientists or the Baskin Robbins employee orientation video?”

    Jerrod Lynch Baskin Robbins Cashier
  • “Hold on. Doing what with your hands?”

    Scott Patton Curriculum Censor

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