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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Study: Infants Can Smell Mothers’ Fears

A new study has found that mothers can pass on fears to their newborn infants through odors that help to transmit old traumas, bad memories, and phobias, which teaches them about what to fear in the world. What do you think?

  • “I think I’m still going to make a list of everything my child should be afraid of, just in case.”

    Christine Fisher Unemployed
  • “That explains why my baby cries whenever he gets anywhere near emotional intimacy.”

    Debora Mann Tour Guide Trainer
  • “I hope this doesn’t lead to people blaming their mothers for their psychological issues.”

    Allan Naft Parole Officer
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