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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Study: Lab Mice Stressed Out By Male Scientists

A new study has found that laboratory mice and rats experience more stress in the presence of male researchers than they do with female researchers. What do you think?

  • “What about male scientists who have soft, tiny, feminine hands?”

    Ken McCain Oyster Shucker
  • “Next time I’m around a mouse or a rat I’m going out of my way to put it at ease.”

    John Katt Race Starter
  • “These mice need some healthy perspective. Would they prefer being fed alive to boa constrictors? Would they?”

    Jackie McKrell Pageant Director
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