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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Study: Liberals Drink More Than Conservatives

A study published in the Journal of Wine Economics, which analyzed data from all 50 states for a period of 50 years, found that blue states drank more liquor and beer than states that leaned right. What do you think?

  • “I wonder if it helps them live with what they did at Benghazi.”

    Tony Pettini Youth Sports Organizer
  • “Oh, that’s just because liberals are sadder, happier, more social, less social, or bored.”

    Milena Whitakker Gallery Owner
  • “So sue us if we’re still celebrating the reelection of G. K. Butterfield of North Carolina’s first congressional district.”

    Gary Call College Bursar
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