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Study Links Meat, Cheese To Early Death

According to a new study, people between the ages of 50 and 65 with diets high in animal protein like meat and cheese were 74 percent more likely to die prematurely than those getting their protein from plant-based sources like beans and nuts. What do you think?

  • “It’s sad to think of all those elderly vegans with no one left to condescend to.”

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  • “Yeah, but what a way to go.”

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