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Study Links Negative Tweets To More Heart Disease

According to a new study, tweets that convey negative emotions such as hate, hostility, or boredom correlate to higher rates of heart disease-related deaths in the surrounding community. What do you think?

  • “Well, then it’s a good thing that the vast majority of tweets are so positive and uplifting.”

    Dave Cooper Art Instructor
  • “But how else am I supposed to deal with my emotions other than throwing them carelessly into a void?”

    Margaret Dalton Systems Analyst
  • “Even if they do slowly kill everyone around you, it’s still kind of nice knowing that what you say on Twitter actually affects stuff.”

    Michael St. George Implosion Superviser

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