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WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.

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‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.
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Study Logs 2,000 Wrongful Convictions

A new database assembled by two universities has identified more than 2,000 wrongful convictions overturned in the last 23 years, at an average of 11 years each. What do you think?

  • “OK, but how come we never hear about the guys that didn’t commit crimes that we didn’t lock up?”

    Jay Wilson Car Cooper
  • "I'm glad those who were wrongfully sent to prison will finally have their story told in some college's database nobody will ever look at."

    Audrey Leach Systems Analyst
  • "Before you go getting any romantic ideas in your head: I killed those people, and I'd do it again."

    Andy Borgenicht Convict

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