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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Study Logs 2,000 Wrongful Convictions

A new database assembled by two universities has identified more than 2,000 wrongful convictions overturned in the last 23 years, at an average of 11 years each. What do you think?

  • “OK, but how come we never hear about the guys that didn’t commit crimes that we didn’t lock up?”

    Jay Wilson Car Cooper
  • "I'm glad those who were wrongfully sent to prison will finally have their story told in some college's database nobody will ever look at."

    Audrey Leach Systems Analyst
  • "Before you go getting any romantic ideas in your head: I killed those people, and I'd do it again."

    Andy Borgenicht Convict

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